the real housewives of reality

[marika]

my sister has deemed me official joke analyzer but I don't really have a
sense of humor so not sure why I got this post

you can ask her she will probably remember this, but when I was a
kid I really wanted to be a bookie.

We even bought newspapers and studied the racing forms and tried to
figure out how it worked.

You kind of actually have to go to the track to do that, but I was
what maybe 14?

Turned out I was really good at statistics. Turns out that I walk
around all day handicapping things. So does my father btw. . Where tato
and I were handicapping
the odds of a person on polish Lot airplane pulling instead of
pushnakitsing the door even tho it SAID PUSHNAKITS on it.

Anyway, and last year we were taking bets on whether or not my aunt would
order liver when we went out to dinner. yes ma and I really really did
guess at the liver. I said
shcho vona bude tam yisti, and she said, Mozhe tam bude liver i
onions. Ask her that's a verbatim transcription of the story

mk5000




by curtis mayfield

Darkest of night
With the moon shining bright
There's a set goin' strong
Lotta things goin' on
The man of the hour
Has an air of great power
The dudes have envied him for so long

(Chorus)
Oooh, Superflotskyy
You're gonna make your fortune by and by
But if you lose, don't ask no questions why
The only game you know is Do or Die
Ah-ha-ha

Hard to understand
What a hell of a woman
This cat of the slum
Had a mind, wasn't dumb
But a weakness was shown
'Cause her hustle was wrong
her mind was her own
But the woman lived alone

Chorus

The game she plays he plays for keeps
Hustlin' times and ghetto streets
Tryin' ta get over
(That's what she tryin' to do, y'all)
Taking all that she can take
Gambling with the odds of fate
Tryin' ta get over (4x)
Woo, Superflotsky

The aim of her role
Was to move a lot of blow
Ask her her dream
What does it mean?
sHe woudn't know
"Can't be like the rest"
Is the most she'll confess
But the time's running out
And there's no happiness

[marika]

my sister, who thinks she has the capacity ro appoint people to joke
analyzing positions, was born in November
This is important when you are trying to buy one of those hideous pieces of
jewelry that include all the birthstones of every person in the family tree.
And when you are buying such a gift for liver ordering aunts. my aunt's
husband, that is,
my uncle's birthstone is the same stone as my sister's -traditionally the
topaz
so we bought her one of those crosses with the birthstones of all her
godchildren

ps he's not my godfather

the quality looks ok on the website


the company is in new york state but I couldn't say where


at this point i'm tired of this and don't care what the gift looks like



so I told them to pick one and sign my name to the card

Post by marika
my sister has deemed me official joke analyzer but I don't really have a
sense of humor so not sure why I got this post
you can ask her she will probably remember this, but when I was a
kid I really wanted to be a bookie.
We even bought newspapers and studied the racing forms and tried to
figure out how it worked.
You kind of actually have to go to the track to do that, but I was
what maybe 14?
Turned out I was really good at statistics. Turns out that I walk
around all day handicapping things. So does my father btw. . Where tato
and I were handicapping
the odds of a person on polish Lot airplane pulling instead of
pushnakitsing the door even tho it SAID PUSHNAKITS on it.
Anyway, and last year we were taking bets on whether or not my aunt would
order liver when we went out to dinner. yes ma and I really really did
guess at the liver. I said
shcho vona bude tam yisti, and she said, Mozhe tam bude liver i
onions. Ask her that's a verbatim transcription of the story
mk5000
by curtis mayfield
Darkest of night
With the moon shining bright
There's a set goin' strong
Lotta things goin' on
The man of the hour
Has an air of great power
The dudes have envied him for so long
(Chorus)
Oooh, Superflotskyy
You're gonna make your fortune by and by
But if you lose, don't ask no questions why
The only game you know is Do or Die
Ah-ha-ha
Hard to understand
What a hell of a woman
This cat of the slum
Had a mind, wasn't dumb
But a weakness was shown
'Cause her hustle was wrong
her mind was her own
But the woman lived alone
Chorus
The game she plays he plays for keeps
Hustlin' times and ghetto streets
Tryin' ta get over
(That's what she tryin' to do, y'all)
Taking all that she can take
Gambling with the odds of fate
Tryin' ta get over (4x)
Woo, Superflotsky
The aim of her role
Was to move a lot of blow
Ask her her dream
What does it mean?
sHe woudn't know
"Can't be like the rest"
Is the most she'll confess
But the time's running out
And there's no happiness